Sex on the Beach and other crazy stories....

GREETINGS!!! It is true, I am back from vacation in Cabo. And as promised....I have stories!

After almost a whole day of traveling (I left my house at 2am and got to Cabo at 3pm) I was all tuckered out. BUT not too tuckered out for some tongue lashings or a great fuck.

Night two was really the best night---I wish I could tell you what time we started drinking, but really, does it matter? I don't think so. So there we were downing pina coladas faster then we could make them. And you know how it goes when your playing bartender. You start out with a quick approximate pour ("eh that's about a shot" you say) and then somewhere in the evening the quick pour becomes the sloppy pour ("OH SHIT"). And before you know it the alcohol is gone and even more surprising your too drunk to give a shit.

So there you have it. Two horny drunk people in paradise. Beautiful.

We have a timeshare in Cabo and alas, no BBQ on our deck so we had to use the communal BBQ. We refilled the pitcher the first time during this excursion. And despite the massive amount of food we ate, it didn't seem to counter-act the large quantities of alcohol. Upon finishing dinner on the beach we went back up to our room--refilled the pitcher again and headed back to the beach.

We found ourselves a cozy beach chair and contemplated dragging it down to the water but then thought better of it. This part of the adventure started with the easy slide up of the sexy beach dress I bought the night before. No panties, because panties in Cabo are not necessary unless your walking around. And since my agenda included fucking, there were no panties. There was lots of passionate kissing, lots of exploring hands. Seriously hot and steamy as I slid my soaking eager pussy down onto his shaft. If you haven't had sex in a beach chair I highly recommend it. I rode his cock to at least three of my orgasms. At that point, my lover flipped me over and I was in my atheist heaven! I had the most amazing view of the stars, milky way included. The wind was gently lapping at my exposed skin, my nipples were hard and erect and I could hear the ocean slamming onto the surf, as my beloved was slamming into me. Over and over, harder and harder. My pussy was hungry and begging for more and my head was slightly spinning from the pina coladas. And then it happened.

(part of me wants to stop telling the story here and finish telling it tomorrow because I am evil like that)

(the other part of me says "but that is so mean")

And I'm going to do it anyway........tell me, what do you think happened next? I will tell you it had nothing to do with alcohol. and the sex isn't over.....