My Naughty List of Firsts.... :)

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1. Please include a link to Lust Puddle and Sex Talk For Men. Isabella Snow worked very hard to create this meme, please make sure to link to her in your repost.

2. Please include as many juicy details in your answers as possible. However, I'd rather hear the truth then have you make something up.
3. Tag 3 people.

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1. First French kiss?
I was 13 and the whole thing was very weird. I was home babysitting at the time (my own siblings) and we were outside my apartment on the steps. The thing that was so odd was we werent even talking. Just sitting there. And then he leaned over and we started pecking at first and then his mouth was open and my mouth was open but there was no tongue! And I kept thinking "am I supposed to put my tongue in his mouth first?" Eventually I decided against it because I didn't want to be perceived as being slutty (Lo and behold as a 31 year old woman, I am the slutty friend and I embrace the title with open arms!). We just sat there with our lips touching and our mouths open for a few minutes. Then when it was over he just got up and left.

About a year later however (and with a different boy), I went to the movies to see Captain Ron (of all things) and literally missed the whole movie. The theater went dark and this boys tongue was in my mouth and all over my neck for the whole movie. We didnt stop kissing, not even for a second for 2 hours. I remember leaving the theater and my lips being very swollen and numb. I dont think that has happened to me since and if it had, I'm sure I'd remember it.

2. First boyfriend/girlfriend.
My first boyfriend was Adam, the boy with no tongue kissing. He was Polish, maybe in Poland they dont kiss with tongues? And his mother hated me and his cousin wanted me. It was all very dramatic.

3. First type.
My type is all over the place, then and now. But generally speaking I like a guy that cleans up nicely, maybe a little preppy but still has an edge. Not quite a frat dick but not quite a stoner either. That said, I'd do nasty, dirty things to Sully Erna from Godsmack in a fucking heartbeat.

4. First time you had sex.
My first time was with my then long-term boyfriend, Tom N. He was a little ghetto to say the least and he thought he was total 'gangsta'. Which now, is pretty funny, but then it was hot. Oh how I have changed. Anyway we were at his house and his parents were in the living room. We'd been together for maybe 4 months. I know, so "long-term" hahahahaha....I think Shai was playing on the radio and I remember the very distinct smell of Cool Water Cologne. Both very hot back in the day. I remember being nervous but way to excited to care. He was very careful and once he was inside me; it was very amazing! Suddenly I know what all the fuss is about!!!! I had orgasm after orgasm and for many months after that was rarely seen outside of his room.

5. First celebrity crush.
Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block. I had posters all over my room completely covering every inch of my wall, all over my door and ceiling. And like many horny hormonal girls I had many a fantasy about our "life" together when I got to meet him.

6. First sexual fantasy.
When I was pretty young I used to fantasize a lot about kissing. Something about that always intrigues me. Maybe I just have very sensitive lips, but I adore kissing; cant get enough of it. As a teenager I started the sequence of fucking in the rain. To this day, I still have the same fantasy, only now it is a lot more detailed and involves two men.

7. First person you fell in love with.
Jason J from high school. I feel quick and hard for that boy. And sadly it went from the kind of love that is healthy to a very sick desperate sort of love. Suddenly I needed him to breathe. And it took me the better part of 5 years to really get over him and let it go. Love stinks. But only sometimes.

8. First proper sex toy.
I was 18 and very nervously went into my local sex shop. I'm sure the lady at the desk could tell I was nervous. I couldnt believe how expensive all this stuff was! Really??? $50 for a dildo?? Geezus! Trying to maximize my money, I bought a kit that included one hard dildo and a bunch of sleeves. I dont think it even had a motor. And the attachments were very stiff so you could use them with the dildo or on their own. Maybe there was a motor and it just didnt do anything for me. The one I loved the most was ribbed and in a big way. Eventually I wanted something better and when my then husband and I split I left it all with him.

9. First porn video.
hmm, honestly I dont remember. Maybe I've seen too much porn. I remember looking at my uncles dirty magazines when I was probably 10 or so. But video? Hmm, maybe junior high....what I do remember is in Junior High watching it with a group of people and all of us pretending like we weren't horny. Even though none of us could take our eyes off the screen. Really I shouldve had more orgies in my youth dammit! Anyway, I remember the guys always cracking some stupid joke, what's that about anyway?

10. First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.
My boyfriend in high school literally went into JC Penny's and stole a teddy for me. It was lacy in the front and in the back was mesh except the ass part was g-string. It was uncomfortable and I felt really dorky wearing it. It wasn't until I was in my mid-20's before I was comfortable in lingerie and by then I had already popped out a kid and destroyed my smooth flat tummy. C'est la Vie.

11. First time giving oral.
I was 15 and my boyfriend was 16. We were at my house and I don't know what compelled me to do it, but I was laying in his lap and suddenly it seemed like a good idea. He was very large and I remember thinking in my head that this was a lot of work! He was really great about guiding me and telling me what he liked and didn't like. I had already done lots of research (yes I'm a geek) about how to properly give head and knew to keep my teeth protected. Since then I have perfected my craft and this is probably one of my favorite bedtime activities as an adult.

12. First time getting oral.
THIS I should remember. But I haven't a clue....Here's the thing about me and receiving oral. I like it a whole lot and it is a requirement for my regular sex life. Yet it's not my favorite thing and is the one of those things that I can enjoy but after a few O's I'm really done and ready to move on so I don't get bored.

13. First orgasm given by someone else.
First time I had sex. And I loved it so much, I went back for more daily....

14. First one night stand.
In high school I had this huge crush on the school stud. And out of nowhere he took an interest in me. His parents were going to be out of town the following weekend and he wanted me to come over. We discussed what we were going to do through notes and a few phone conversations throughout the week that included A LOT of shit talking. Basically he and I both telling the other we were the best they'd ever had. The night of proof came and when I found him at the party he was getting stoned (see sometimes my type includes stoners). We hooked up in his room. There was no kissing and the whole time his stupid friends were outside taking pictures. How do I know this? Because I could see the flash. Fucking idiots. Anyway, while were getting down to it and he starts griding on me I say "are you in yet?". The fact that I have to ask this question is funny but the fact that the answer was "um, yes, I have been" was even funnier. Keep in mind I was in high school and only been with one other guy, a large guy, but only one. So I was in no means "loose". He came less then 5 minutes later and then proceeded to trash me the next day after I refused to fuck him again. Monday morning I let the school know he has no cock and from that day forward he became "Short Dick Len". Classic.

15. First dirty book/dirty mag read.
Probably Playboy. And just like now I read all the articles and looked at all the pictures. I am a sex scavenger, need all the information and need it now! :)

and I tag.... Sage, Vixen, and Harmony.

and per the rules of Ms. Isabella Snow....please check out Sex Talk For Men. I actually check this site out pretty often. There are some great questions and very helpful answers. :)