TMI Tuesday #173

1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
Elbow. Hands down. Mine are dry and I hate that. I constantly lotion them and sometimes it helps and sometimes it doesn't. I will also agree with Osbasso and say the penis is probably the unsexiest part of the male body. And it's a bittersweet thing. I happily challenge ANYONE who wants to send me a photo to prove me wrong. Here's the bitter part: no not the taste, I love me a clean shaven hard cock to suck on. It just looks kind of weird. Idk...it's almost old and wrinkly looking? There is just something about it. Not to say the vagina is so perfect by any means, but there is something odd about the penis. The sweet part? oh the sweet part.....it's a penis! DUH!!!! And it brings me lots of really wonderful pleasurable things!

2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
OVER OVER OVER! This is VERY important. I can, will and have changed it in many bathrooms, public included because to do it any other way ruins my tinkle experience.

3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
YES! And there should be a national "Stay and bed and fuck all day" holiday. OOH! Maybe I need to start that!! :)

4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
Yes, I was 8. They bought me a book called "Where Did I Come From?" with the most embarrassing pictures of cartoons fucking I have ever seen. What's funny is this book is oddly accurate and I bought it for my daughter as well.

5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
Rock it how? With real rocks? Tiffanys.com. Go ahead click the link, its orgasmic! In bed? Crawl on top of me, hold me all the way around my body while kissing me and making love to me.

Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?

As opposed to what qualifies as sex? I think sex can mean many many things. It can be just for pleasure. It can be selfish and just to make you feel better. It can be an ego boost. It can be a "favor" for a friend.

Mostly what it means to me is a way to communicate carnally. I think there are few other emotions that are so raw as sex. This is of course assuming you have uninhibited sex, which for me, there is no other kind. If I'm going to take off my clothes, get sweaty and messy dammit the last thing I'm worried about is how big my ass is. However, I will admit there has been a time or two when I've had someone behind me and I have thought "Fuck I hope my ass isn't jiggling like jello" and a second later I'm thinking "oh lord I'm going to cum any second now!!"

Strong emotions are the only other times that I operate raw. As a woman who lives with my heart on my sleeve, 90% of the time my emotions are level. But if I'm going to be excited or angry, I'm going to do it in a HUGE way!

XOXO,

Jezebel